Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 08:47 AM.

On a happier note, I got a call from home the other afternoon.  My family was yelling and screaming with joy.  

“What on earth is going on?” I asked.

“You won’t believe it!” they said.

It seems my current dog, who is walking on all fours, still getting into the trash and piling up on the sofa like a 16 year-old boy, had done something spectacular.

I asked them, “Well, what did he do?”

They said it together, still sounding like they had just finished running around the house a few hundred times, “He raised his leg and wet on a bush.”

I dropped the phone.

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