Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, May 9, 2013 at 09:18 AM.

What would you have titled this?

Here are a few that I came up with.

·        Senior Citizen Signs Autographs after Whacking Stalker with a Little Baseball Bat

·        Further Evaluation Gives Granny Credit for Save – Not Mormon Bishop

·        Statistician Swinging Samurai Sword Stops Stalker

·        Barefoot “Whackjob” Saves Neighbor

Don’t believe everything you read in the headlines…

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