~“She Ain’t Aunt Bee”~

Published: Thursday, March 28, 2013 at 08:50 AM.

They say Mr. Morris/Earnest T. Bass wanted to hit her; I’m glad a rock wasn’t around. You know how Earnest T. Bass liked throwing rocks and breaking things.

Again, I don’t need the bathing suit picture to be real and the peeling plaster, stinky cats and fighting with Earnest T. Bass don’t really matter.

The pickles matter.

The Aunt Bee I will continue to see on reruns taking care of Andy and Opie, making bad pickles and playing the piano under the influence of “hard” miracle elixir – those things matter.

Let all of us just love her as we know her.

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