~“Chickens and Cows”~

Published: Thursday, April 4, 2013 at 09:44 AM.

On the other hand, if these lettuce bikini wearing ladies would like to come to my house and meet my dog…

He will eat lettuce, he ate an orange that had been sliced and left on the table this morning.

Me on the other hand, I would like a pear with a little mayonnaise with grated cheese and a half of maraschino cherry on the top (on a bed of lettuce).  Perhaps the ladies would share some of their lettuce with me.

I love pear salad.

Did you know the company that makes those yellow marshmallow chickens puts out enough of them each year to circle the earth twice?

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