“What is the plural of Lewis?”

Published: Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 03:57 PM.

He had an eagle on his house and he is still alive.

Therefore, I feel good when I see an eagle on a house.

My instructions were to leave my car in the shade tree mechanic’s driveway and leave the keys on the left front tire.

I did.

The next day, I got a phone call. The fellow said, “Hey, this is Lewis, I think I fixed your car. You can pick it up anytime you want to.” I thanked him and Lewis went on to say, “… if it still leaks, you don’t owe me anything.”

After talking to Lewis, I felt a lot better. He had what I thought to be a “Guinea dialect.” If you’ve heard it once, you know it. Trust me. Folks with the Guinea dialect have big hearts.

A couple of days after I got my car back; it came a monsoon over the weekend and rained for two days straight. I looked out the window and saw that I again forgot to put the tarp over my car. I got this sick feeling – a feeling that I needed to rush to the store and buy some Epsom Salts and make the best of another foot bath.

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