Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, February 6, 2014 at 12:15 PM.

Do you want to look younger, lose weight, boost your “bedroom life,” improve your health and treat intestinal worms?

I know what you are saying…

“I hope I don’t have intestinal worms.”

Well, honestly I hope I don’t either.

None of these things crossed my mind when I was pawing through the pantry looking for something to put in a brown paper bag to take for lunch.  Sometimes I will take an apple, orange or a banana.  Sometimes I will put a box of crackers in my bag or a handful of nuts.

The health part really doesn’t cross my mind.

If there’s a can of Vienna sausages that I have managed to buy and hide behind cans of soup, they are going with me.

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