Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 24, 2013 at 09:18 AM.

Uncle Harold also taught me how to cut my toenails so as to never get an ingrown toenail.

You don’t forget things like that.

I’ve never had an ingrown toenail.

My Daddy’s baby sister – my Aunt Ruby, had to call cousin Toni in the other day on an assault mission.

Aunt Ruby has been visiting “the spa” quite a bit lately, so folks keep an eye on her and make sure she has everything she needs. She is a treasure and we protect her as such.

By the way, “the spa” is what Aunt Ruby calls the hospital.

Aunt Ruby has a cat, “Sister Sarah,” that is always trying to entertain her with tricks and various other good deeds. Sister Sarah and Aunt Ruby sit in her famous yellow porch swing a lot and enjoy “All of God’s gifts,” as my Aunt Ruby puts it.

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