Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 24, 2013 at 09:18 AM.

According to Aunt Ruby, Cousin Toni was taking more of a ladylike approach, talking really sweet to the ground squirrel cornered behind the bathroom cabinet.

“I see your two pretty eyes shining.”

“Come on out, I’ll help you.”

At this point, Sister Sarah was also ready to “help.”

Cousin Toni finally hemmed the ground squirrel up and gingerly took him outside. On the way out, the ground squirrel bit Cousin Toni.

I cannot get a report on what happened to the ground squirrel once it got outside.

I do know this ground squirrel didn’t know about Aunt Ruby being a treasure or Cousin Toni’s fame with Southern Living, he was more concerned with not getting his head bit off by Sister Sarah.

1 2 3 4 5 6

Reader comments posted to this article may be published in our print edition. All rights reserved. This copyrighted material may not be re-published without permission. Links are encouraged.

▲ Return to Top