Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 24, 2013 at 09:18 AM.

Aunt Ruby says, “Sister Sarah just wants to play with the ground squirrels. However she usually plays with them until she harasses them to death.” Many a Southern man has died that same way… (At the hands of a Southern woman who just wanted to play with them and ended up harassing them to death).

I suppose there are worse ways to leave this world.


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