Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, February 13, 2014 at 09:08 AM.

They sit around and talk about how beautiful certain dresses are and how they are cut and if they show too much or not enough.  It is entertaining to me (for about five minutes).  Having two daughters and hearing them talk about how much these dresses cost makes me want to go sit on a stack of old paint cans in my garage and cry.

Honestly, there ought to be a show about folks like me and my fellow husbands who can’t remember their own birthday, whose closets are a disaster area and have no idea what’s in “that corner” of the garage.

We’ll just call it, “Say Yes to the Mess.”

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