Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 17, 2013 at 09:07 AM.

“You don’t need to stop by, just go get a Coke out of the machine and drink it.  Don’t get a Pepsi; you have to drink a Coca-Cola.  I’ve also heard that a rhubarb root worn on a string around your neck will also help. 

Oh, by the way, this is not the clinic.”

“Hello, how can I help you?”

“I’m having trouble with a tooth.”

“Which side of your face is it on?”

“The right side. Why?”

“Well, you should take your shoe and sock off of your left foot and tie a string around the little toe on your left foot.”

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