Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 17, 2013 at 09:07 AM.

“Hello, how can I help you?”

“I feel a sore throat coming on and I wanted to see if I can stop by.”

“You can stop by if you need to, but I’ll tell you what you need to do.”


“Well, I have heard that if you tie a dirty sock around your neck when you go to bed, it will cure a sore throat.”

“You are kidding.”

“No, I’ve really heard that.  I’m from Alabama.  I wish I could get you and this other fellow together who has a toothache.”

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