Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, October 17, 2013 at 09:07 AM.

“My allergies are acting up.”

“Have you tried going to the doctor?”

“What are you?”

“I calculate the probability of things going wrong and give free medical and legal advice with no guarantee of results.”

“Well, what would you do?”

“Have you tried Apple Cider Vinegar?”

“That sounds nasty.”

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