Cranks My Tractor

Published: Thursday, January 23, 2014 at 09:01 AM.

Perhaps he burned some incense or just walked around “knocking on wood.”

Maybe he even uses a vacuum cleaner.

When we hear of such things, we think of the movie “Ghostbusters” made in 1984 and all that green stuff that looked like Jello that never really set.  It would be interesting to find out.

This fellow even has a contract where you could choose one of two options.  You could pay him a flat fee or you could pay him a “scaled fee based on outcome.”

That last one has a fish hook in it.

The bottom line is if you sell your house within a given number of days, you pay him a certain amount.  The quicker you sell it, I suppose the more he gets.

On this deal, the folks have to understand that the fellow who fixes the bad energy provides “no guarantee” other than he will perform his services to the best of his ability.  I probably don’t need to tell you this either, but he is in California if you need him.

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